Eggs that run like they stole something ^Body by Avocados Citizens of Chelsea's Smashing Avocado on thick cut sourdough toast featuring avocados mashed with citrus, cilantro, and feta and bedded on a plate garnished with beet purée, pumpkin seeds, cracked pepper and salt. Very recommended additions: Poached egg and Applewood smoked bacon … [Read more...]
Five Emotions Experienced During Hamilton
i.e. Liz-Cries-in-Public: Broadway Edition Give me Bourbon, a Sparkly Taco Purse and a Musical about the Founding Fathers or give me Death. One second, just phoning a friend: WHERE DOES LIFE GO FROM HERE. Ok, I'm back. Hi, I'm Liz and I have this strange infatuation with the American Revolution - more so, the Founding Fathers - that … [Read more...]
♬It’s a Beautiful Day in This Neighborhood♬
Two Bridges Trollin' To be in sales, you have to believe in what you're selling. *Heavy Disclaimer* I have believed in Mermaids, Wizards, Murderers living in the woods behind my old house, a few ex boyfriends, and in serving sizes - all of which turned out to be disappointments. As a more seasoned adult, I strongly believe in Chinatown and Two … [Read more...]
Fruit on the Bottom, Threat on Top!
The Unintentional Biological Warfare of Stealing from the Office Fridge My second day at Douglas Elliman, someone ate 8 figs out of my container of 10 organic figs. Clearly I was more upset than my post-it led the perpetrator to believe: I'm sorry, fridge theft is in fact a form of terrorism that was not discussed by either candidate in the … [Read more...]
This Month’s Mythical-Not-Fifth-Floor-Walkup-Place to Live
An Ultra-Green Home in Sandhornøya, Northern Norway Like every normal family, some members of the Lawton clan are extremely well prepared for potential scenarios that would require surviving and sustaining oneself off of 500 pre-purchased cans of tuna or an inherent knowledge of how not to die when violently stripped of the security blanket … [Read more...]
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