Raise your hand if you feel like you've been locked in a cupboard under the stairs for the last 3 weeks. 1. "Inside, just visible, was a boy, fast asleep." a. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Chapter 1 b. City pigeons looking into most peoples' windows on weekdays at 10am right now 2. "The trouble is, humans do have a knack … [Read more...]
Since We’re Forced to Test Our Survival Skills…
An Easy, Healthy, Affordable, Delicious, Re-heatable, and also Tastes-Good-Cold Recipe If you were not aware, the thing that millennials will be most famously remembered for will be the ability to turn any recession-causing, massive hysteria-creating, economy-crippling virus into an endless source of fatalistic humor in the form of memes. … [Read more...]
Dante’s Inferno; Wedding Season Edition
The Nine Circles of Hell ^me, at every wedding I've been to, 5 cocktails in, giving unprompted astrology advice to my entire table while we wait for entrees to be served First Circle (Limbo) Beyond the fact that you don't know a single other wedding guest and you didn't get a plus one, you realize you're at the clear reject table, … [Read more...]
The Illustrious Trendy Weekday Breakfast Meeting Spot that isn’t a Le Pain Quotidien
PSA: You're Always Judged for your Restaurant Recommendation Because a Tuesday can't be that terrible after a breakfast sandwich consisting of perfectly cooked soft, creamy cheesy scrambled eggs paired with a divine block of hash-brown bliss Whenever I'm walking around Manhattan midday on appointments or between showings, it always baffles … [Read more...]
Prop Bets for Super Bowl LIV TV Commercials
More Mentally Stimulating Conundrums Than the Perplexing Heads-or-Tails Coin Toss Call 1. Fast & Furious 9 promos (+/- 12.5) Under (+ 120) Over (- 400) 2. Your mom's favorite commercial Kraft Foods (- 700) Microsoft (- 100) GoDaddy.com (+ 550) Carl Jr's (+ 800) 3. Your dad's favorite commercial Kraft … [Read more...]
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