Aligning everyone's dating mentality with their dining mentality. I've mentioned before how good my roommate Colleen is at cooking (ugh, now this is going to go to her head). She has so many spices you'd think we were the Sanderson Sisters, she actually hand makes hummus (which is more daunting then raising a real life child), and she can … [Read more...]
WTF
Where's the Food. ^ When you're starving and the waiter keeps walking by with other people's food. In case I don't make it to heaven, I have a few ideas of what my fate in the Underworld may be. The first would be with me stuck on a crowded Megabus that has no air conditioning, in the window seat next to a large individual holding a screaming … [Read more...]
Go farther upstate than the UES
Your bougie exit strategy to the back woods. I love New York City - you can get ripe avocados from either one of the two bodegas on every block, there's always someone a bit stranger than yourself within a five foot radius, and it's actually impossible to get bored no matter how raging your ADHD is. But growing up, my parents were big proponents … [Read more...]
I went on National Geographic again
And then spent 4 hours reading about animal migrations. I literally feel horrible for city birds. I don't cry easily, mainly because I grew up watching every Rocky and Rambo movie, but when I see tiny birds fighting over a day-old-pizza-slice on the side of St. Marks Place, it almost moves me to carry a loaf of bread at all times or to … [Read more...]
The Mythical Six Figure Listings
47-49 King Street #12 $749,000 One bedroom, one bathroom Co-op in Soho Maintenance: $1,061 What's the deal: This newly renovated one bedroom features a wood burning fireplace and is located in an extremely modern prewar townhouse Co-op, a stone's throw from the bustling part of Soho. a 735 Dean Street #2B $875,000 One bedroom, one … [Read more...]