*gets handed keys* "So now what..." ^ buyers and renters standing in total silence in their new empty apartment dissociating instead of addressing the overwhelming void that is what to do next Things that boomers love: The thumbs-up emoji Zooming in on pictures, both when actively taking them and looking at them Nautical themed … [Read more...]

Digestible Real Estate News ^ like a moth to a flame... We're keeping this recurring piece to do a bit more for those genuinely interested in New York real estate and give my LinkedIn designation a little luster, so please enjoy some light real estate snacks so I can make this newsletter tax deductible. 1. Extreme home … [Read more...]

The Spooky Way in Which Dating Mirrors Real Estate ^ A buyer whose non-negotiable is that the property has to be a new build condominium but keeps sending over coops dripping with character because they want a bit of "charm" Sex or Real Estate in the City? Episode #101 "At the End of the Day, We're All Just Looking for In-Unit … [Read more...]

Digestible Real Estate News We're keeping this recurring piece to do a bit more for those genuinely interested in New York real estate and give my LinkedIn designation a little luster, so enjoy some light real estate snacks so I can make this newsletter tax deductible. 1. Finally, an ending to the saga of the Flatiron building … [Read more...]

Why Is This Apartment Priced So Well???? ^ the view from the master bedroom room the listing agent requested to be edited out of the listing photos I wish I could look back at college and say I was fashionable, knew how to do flattering makeup, made socially-aware decisions I stand by 15 years later, and posted eloquent and timelessly witty … [Read more...]