Why Can't I Find a Property That Accommodates All of My "Must Have" List? My parents put up with 10 years of dance recitals, which if you've spent 5 minutes with me, you would not be surprised to hear that my ballet skills are grim. To squash any residual guilt I have for making my folks biannually sit through a 6-hour ordeal of nonstop … [Read more...]

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Digestible Real Estate News Royal Tenenbaum bought the house on Archer Ave in the winter of his 35th year. I paid a visit in the winter of my 32nd. We're keeping this recurring piece to do a bit more for those genuinely interested in New York real estate and give my LinkedIn designation a little luster. Taking a note … [Read more...]

What Are the Big Influencers to Consider for 2021? I'm not proud to say this but under the guise of "acceptance is the first step of recovery", I'm admittedly the world's easiest target for instagram ads. The algorithm has clearly honed in on my constant desire to be in the fashion grey area between "who in their right mind would buy that" and … [Read more...]

Digestible Real Estate News We're keeping this recurring piece to do a bit more for those genuinely interested in New York real estate and give my LinkedIn designation a little luster.  Taking a note from the easy to absorb nuggets of information in Robinhood Snacks' newsletter, here are your RealEstateSnacks so I can make … [Read more...]