5 Beekman Street, Apt 37A Rapid fire answers for your probable questions: yes, I own the dresses; no, I'm not giving away where they're from; no, my apartment isn't big enough to store them properly so yes, it's quickly turning into the wardrobe closet for RuPaul's Drag Race; no, I haven't been invited to the MET gala yet which yes, I'm … [Read more...]

So How in God's Name Does One Land an Apartment? Things from the past that have stirred up a sweepingly competitive consumer frenzy and are downright humiliating in hindsight: Tickle Me Elmo: the 1996 psychotic mania that caused human stampedes and civilian brawls in Walmarts across the United States and also gave birth to a Toys"R"Us black … [Read more...]

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Digestible Real Estate News We're keeping this recurring piece to do a bit more for those genuinely interested in New York real estate and give my LinkedIn designation a little luster. Taking a note from the easy to absorb nuggets of information in Robinhood Snacks' newsletter, here are your RealEstateSnacks so I can make this newsletter tax … [Read more...]

So How Long Does a Transaction Take, Start to Finish? ^ The Condo or Coop Board/Managing Agent/Bank/Seller/Department of Buildings/Closing Attorney looking down upon you, knowing they have your pathetic fate in their hands Amazon ruined us in so many ways, but let's go through my personal heavy hitters: 1. I now buy in bulk like I’m … [Read more...]