Mythical Six Figure Listings

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Converted Gothic Cathedral One bedroom Condominium in Clinton Hill for $850,000. Located in the heart of one of the best neighborhoods in Brooklyn for an investment opportunity, this lofted 1.5 bedroom lives in an architectural masterpiece of a converted Gothic cathedral condominium, boasting modern finishes and ample natural light. The duplex … [Read more...]

Dear Food Diary

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Your Modern Day Hunter Gatherer Diet.   What do you do when your food is prettier than you are? Naturally you take pictures of it and delete functional survival apps in order to make space for 800 pictures of yolk making love to mashed avocados and oily smoked salmon sliding down from heaven oh-so-gracefully onto everything it encounters. I have … [Read more...]

Gudetama – Our Generation’s Spirit Guide

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A Yolk with Chronic Laziness and a Horrible Attitude. For international news, Hello Kitty has been replaced by Gudetama, an anthropomorphic egg yolk who hates to do anything but sleep. His super powers include being unmotivated, whiny, maintaining a face of despair and knowing his only purpose in life is to be eaten. Society has been looking for a … [Read more...]