How is the L-pocolypse going to effect things? ^Our Grandparents - the Greatest Generation - watching us panic about the L train Apocalypse movies subconsciously terrify me because when things go dark, the last place anyone in the world would want to be is Lower Manhattan...precisely where I'm writing this from. After a quick inventory of … [Read more...]

670 President Street, Apt 3D Price: $625,000 One bedroom, one bathroom co-op in Park Slope Maintenance: $590 What's the deal:  This pet friendly spot features a king sized bedroom, 10 ft ceilings, and is an arms reach from all Park Slope and Gowanus have to offer 111 Fourth Avenue, Apt 5N Price: $875,000 One bedroom, one bathroom co-op … [Read more...]

Unfortunately not a post about Fanny Packs but I still have hope People love to refer to the NYC Real Estate market as one unified conglomerate, which can be seen in the recent cry that everything is softening. The market in New York is not the 1% seen both on "Million Dollar Listings" and at the bottom of my newsletter.  The very high end luxury … [Read more...]

Tina Fey hasn't answered any of my 12+ letters yet. It's fine. ^my friends too - brb, gonna go drown myself in green juice Taylor Swift's.... 155 Franklin Street - two neighboring penthouse condominiums in TriBeCa Price: PH6S - $14,850,000            PH6N - $5,100,000 Square Footage:  5,869 ft²/ $2,530 per ft²   … [Read more...]

What are you doing with my social security number... ^ Me, when accused of being motivated to steal one's identity with their rental paperwork   Please find me a millennial who would not, even for a second, question entering his or her credit card number in exchange for the promise of quickly delivered artisan foods. I associate myself … [Read more...]