Valentine’s Day Over the Course of Life

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A Line Graph by Liz So this chart really doesn't help anyone; it's more of a sadistic and therapeutic exercise.  And I'm not about to mail you all conversation hearts, which are essentially February's candy corn. So for my assistance this holiday, if you're looking for love in all the wrong places, I suggest one of the below because nothing truly … [Read more...]

These are a few of my Favorite Things

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All of the Magic of Supermoon Bakehouse People are strange. Particularly with justifying behaviors, opinions and purchases that all starkly oppose prior, somewhat-related actions. For example, take Millennial "A". Millennial "A" will be egregiously upset that the MTA monthly pass has increased from $31 dollars a month to $33, yet he/she will … [Read more...]

*stands in the massive outdoor space for 2 minutes*

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Out here proving I can get a sunburn anytime, anywhere, against all odds 35 North Moore Street, PHA - 6 bed, 6 bath Condo in TriBeCa Price: $26,000,000 What you're getting: This breathtakingly massive, meticulously renovated 7,200 ft² space boasts an additional 3,000 ft² of split outdoor space, multiple fireplaces, direct keyed elevator … [Read more...]

The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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411 15th Street, Apt K Price: $899,000 3 bed, 1 bath Co-op in Park Slope Maintenance: $838 What's the deal: This lovely renovated home has a washer/dryer in unit, plenty of character in exposed brick and beams, generous storage (also basement storage), and is a stone's throw from Prospect Park and the F/G trains. a 410 Central Park West, … [Read more...]

Avocado Toast of the Month

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2018 is proving to be another strong year of breakfast and unlicensed astrology advice. ^ new year, same post Citizens of Chelsea's Smashing Avocado with avocado tossed with citrus, cilantro and feta on sourdough toast, all garnished with beet hummus, pumpkin seeds, watermelon radishes and pickled onions. And a poached egg and smoked salmon. … [Read more...]