Real Estate Questions I Get Asked at Inopportune Times

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*cue blanket question* When should I sell my apartment? ^ "Is now a good time to sell? What about now? I'll just wait here until it's time..." a Most things in our lives are cyclical: the social acceptability of tube tops, your feelings about your home state's NFL team, how often you floss, eye brow shapes, if carbs are good or bad and the … [Read more...]

The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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395 South 2nd Street, Apt 5 Price: $799,000 1.5 bed, 1 bath Condo in Williamsburg Common Charges: $210 Monthly Taxes: $14 What's the deal: This light-filled duplex loft condo features a flexible floor plan, 14 ft ceilings, floor-to-ceiling windows, hardwood floors throughout, central AC, W/D and a private balcony. a 27 Prospect Park … [Read more...]

Please put on your rose colored glasses for the next bit:

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If YOU buy bitcoin you WILL own one, wait, ALL of the below 334 Clinton Street - Townhouse in Cobble Hill Price: $4,950,000 What you're getting: This 3,718 ft² unique Romanesque era townhouse was built in 1850 and had its façade remodeled by its architect James, Naughton, in 1888. The building is 21.5' x 38 on four floors, with an extension on … [Read more...]

Avocado Toast of the Month

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i don't see nothing wrong, with a little brunch and grind   ^easy like Sunday morning Dudley's Avocado Multigrain Toast with salsa verde, cherry tomatoes and scrambled eggs … [Read more...]

Your Plan B for Day Drinking

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Beat the Bomb ^ hobbies include closing the elevator door just before someone else gets on and going to random warehouses to live through paint bombs a If I can speak collectively for the group, I can confidently say we all once possessed a deep desire to compete in the arenas of unadulterated glory that were Guts, Double Dare, Legends of the … [Read more...]