The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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264 Lexington Avenue, Apt 6C Price: $925,000 2 bed, 1 bath Co-op in Murray Hill Maintenance: $1,360 What's the deal: This renovated prewar home boasts views over townhouses, the Chrysler Building and the Empire State Building, all the while complimented with high ceilings, an updated kitchen, hardwood floors and excellent closet … [Read more...]

Real Estate Questions I Get Asked At Inopportune Times

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Should I Try to Buy or Just Keep Renting? Ah, Monopoly. The best metaphor for life. It's all fun and games until one person slowly gains control of the majority of properties on the board and begins the savage, slow, agonizing, friendship-obliterating operation of grinding out other players, one-by-one, until the night has dissolved into a … [Read more...]

How to Survive Oktoberfest

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don't mind me, just gonna be dehydrated until 2018 Once upon a September, a very easy-to-kidnap blonde woman and seven of her best friends embarked on a pilgrimage through Germany, with the goal of surviving Oktoberfest, mind and body intact and accountable. Will the blonde woman get air marshaled before she even gets there, after questioning the … [Read more...]

Dante’s Inferno – Thanksgiving Remix

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SparkNotes for the 9 circles of Holiday Hell First Circle (Limbo) You still have to sit at the children's table as a 29 year old woman, even though you are an unpredictable liability for the optimism of an 8-year-old soul who believes he or she is limitless. Upside, you will finally learn the magic of the fidget spinner, there are crayons and … [Read more...]