How to Survive Oktoberfest

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don't mind me, just gonna be dehydrated until 2018 Once upon a September, a very easy-to-kidnap blonde woman and seven of her best friends embarked on a pilgrimage through Germany, with the goal of surviving Oktoberfest, mind and body intact and accountable. Will the blonde woman get air marshaled before she even gets there, after questioning the … [Read more...]

Dante’s Inferno – Thanksgiving Remix

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SparkNotes for the 9 circles of Holiday Hell First Circle (Limbo) You still have to sit at the children's table as a 29 year old woman, even though you are an unpredictable liability for the optimism of an 8-year-old soul who believes he or she is limitless. Upside, you will finally learn the magic of the fidget spinner, there are crayons and … [Read more...]

RealEstateSnacks

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^ how to bait a female into Central Park Digestible Real Estate News We're keeping this up from last month to do a bit more for those genuinely interested in New York real estate, not just food porn, and give my LinkedIn designation a little luster.  Taking a note from the easy to absorb nuggets of information in MarketSnacks' newsletter … [Read more...]

Going Out On a Limb Right Now

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I'm very thankful I was born post-1950. Dear Mom and Dad, In hindsight, I'm very sorry for you having to deal with me in public through most years of my life. As an adult, I now understand that period costumes cannot make up 80% of your wardrobe. It must be really strange when you have a 5 year old who for the majority of the year refuses to … [Read more...]

The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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38 Gramercy Park North, Apt 5A Price: $925,000 1 bed, 1 bath Co-op in Gramercy Park Maintenance: $1,265 What's the deal: YOU GET A KEY TO THE PARK. Also included: an airy, fully renovated home with wall-to-wall west facing windows and a full service building with an elevator, laundry and roof deck overlooking the park. a 210 Congress … [Read more...]