How to solve half of the world’s problems…And maybe create a few.

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Humans. Should. Hibernate. Many moons ago, we discussed animal migrations and how we are a lazy and terribly useless species. Some four ounce bird is killing itself to fly 44,000 miles over open ocean twice a year to ensure it has food in the summer and winter while our civilized culture becomes utterly barbaric and falls into complete disarray … [Read more...]

Real Estate questions I get asked at inopportune times

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How is the L-pocolypse going to effect things? ^Our Grandparents - the Greatest Generation - watching us panic about the L train Apocalypse movies subconsciously terrify me because when things go dark, the last place anyone in the world would want to be is Lower Manhattan...precisely where I'm writing this from. After a quick inventory of … [Read more...]

The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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670 President Street, Apt 3D Price: $625,000 One bedroom, one bathroom co-op in Park Slope Maintenance: $590 What's the deal:  This pet friendly spot features a king sized bedroom, 10 ft ceilings, and is an arms reach from all Park Slope and Gowanus have to offer 111 Fourth Avenue, Apt 5N Price: $875,000 One bedroom, one bathroom co-op … [Read more...]

Why aren’t guys more like Bill Nye

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Brb gonna go make a baking soda volcano in my sink While I can attest that many of my pre-med counterparts chose the major in the genuine pursuit of bettering the lives of others, it's fair to say that more than a few were exploring the sciences purely to learn cool but largely useless knowledge (someone validate my life and ask me about the … [Read more...]

Quick pulse on #trends

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Unfortunately not a post about Fanny Packs but I still have hope People love to refer to the NYC Real Estate market as one unified conglomerate, which can be seen in the recent cry that everything is softening. The market in New York is not the 1% seen both on "Million Dollar Listings" and at the bottom of my newsletter.  The very high end luxury … [Read more...]