Our Financial Scam Precursor to Craft Cocktails

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The Scholastic Book Fair ... "No Posters." - Mom Long before human hierarchy was largely determined by the social currency of delicately curated egg dishes, there was one week that separated the Royalty and the Plebeians.  Most closely assimilated to the Amazon Prime of our youth, the Scholastic Book Fair was one of the most highly anticipated … [Read more...]

If you relate to any of these images 2+ times a week

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Ow'l bet you're just a hoot   We've all had those Mornings. The ones during which you become one with the couch; your physical labor for the day maxes out at lying horizontally on cushions; your earthly existence screeches to complete halt; you chose to take a sharp detour off of the highway of self-loathing onto the bumpy off-road of pure … [Read more...]

♫ Started from the Bottom, Now We’re Here ♫

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♫ Started from a Fifth Floor Slum, Now We're in a Penthouse Condo Dripping with Cashmere ♫ 150 E 22nd Street - Townhouse in Gramercy Park Price: $16,800,000 What you're getting: This unique five-story home spans nearly 7,000 square feet, with 6 bedrooms, 6 full & 2 half bathrooms, and a fully landscaped private outdoor space a 92 … [Read more...]

The Mythical Six Figure Listing

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633 E 11th Street, #12 Price: $499,000 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom Co-op in the East Village Maintenance: $540 What's the deal: The meticulously renovated home boasts 9.5 foot ceilings, rustics accents, ceiling fans, a washer/dryer and is housed in an intimate co-op that allows for 80% financing and subletting after 5 years of ownership. a 485 … [Read more...]

Two Holiday Classics

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Savagely, yet Beautifully, destroyed by McSweeny's THE POLAR EXPRESS, AS RUN BY THE METROPOLITAN TRANSPORTATION AUTHORITY - by Will Quinn a THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS by Colin Nissan … [Read more...]