Greetings from your Pro Bono Food Spirit Guide

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^Me, on the other side of your Food Request Text While the main intention of this newsletter is to generate business, a major side effect of my food porn has arisen in the form of people asking me for restaurant advice. I have no one to blame but myself because I use this as a food diary, cyber therapist, and a justification for my questionable … [Read more...]

Real Estate questions I get asked at inopportune times

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What are you doing with my social security number... ^ Me, when accused of being motivated to steal one's identity with their rental paperwork   Please find me a millennial who would not, even for a second, question entering his or her credit card number in exchange for the promise of quickly delivered artisan foods. I associate myself … [Read more...]

Where are they now?

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Julia, George and @mitchpleaseeee In this new trial-section, I force myself into homes of friends I worked with and I ask them pointless questions (hence "trial", we're seeing how messy this gets). For the inaugural test case, we're traveling to 85th and Central Park West to America's favorite couple since Titanic's Jack and Rose. Julia and George … [Read more...]

Avocado Usage of the Month

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Bæsic Avo-cardo Loading.    ^ domesticity at it's finest. Avocado Burger Buns made by yours truly in the East Village. Please DM me for instructions on how to make this extremely inconvenient #meal … [Read more...]

Also ~$10m – Kylie Jenner’s Net Worth

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Where was "Lip Kit" on the list of college majors? 324 West 15th Street - 6 bedroom Townhouse in Chelsea Price: $9,000,000 Square Footage: 5,348 ft²/ $1,682 per ft² What you're getting: The multifamily is comprised of 3 one bedrooms, 1 studio and a truly unique triplex Penthouse featuring a double volume living room with skylight, a glass … [Read more...]