Rick and I review an American History Book

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1794: America, it's Army, and the Birth of a Nation The apple doesn't fall far from the tree with the Lawtons. We all look alike, talk alike, and sweep everything under the rug alike.  In case you haven't spent more than 5 minutes with me, I have a Founding Father Fetish and it's fortunately genetic. We freely pass around our American Revolution … [Read more...]

Go Upstate, Young (Wo)men!

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Five hikes to hit outside of the five boroughs When describing New York City, "serene", "outdoorsy", "remote", and "green" aren't the first words that come to mind.  a The most "serene" environment you will find in NYC is Chipotle, which anyone who has peeked at the news in the past year is avoiding like it's the site of the failed Chernobyl … [Read more...]

Greetings from your Pro Bono Food Spirit Guide

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^Me, on the other side of your Food Request Text While the main intention of this newsletter is to generate business, a major side effect of my food porn has arisen in the form of people asking me for restaurant advice. I have no one to blame but myself because I use this as a food diary, cyber therapist, and a justification for my questionable … [Read more...]

Real Estate questions I get asked at inopportune times

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What are you doing with my social security number... ^ Me, when accused of being motivated to steal one's identity with their rental paperwork   Please find me a millennial who would not, even for a second, question entering his or her credit card number in exchange for the promise of quickly delivered artisan foods. I associate myself … [Read more...]

Where are they now?

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Julia, George and @mitchpleaseeee In this new trial-section, I force myself into homes of friends I worked with and I ask them pointless questions (hence "trial", we're seeing how messy this gets). For the inaugural test case, we're traveling to 85th and Central Park West to America's favorite couple since Titanic's Jack and Rose. Julia and George … [Read more...]