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The Mythical Six Figure Listings

April 20, 2016 By LizLawton

47-49 King Street #12 $749,000 One bedroom, one bathroom Co-op in Soho Maintenance: $1,061 What's the deal: This newly renovated one bedroom features a wood burning fireplace and is located in an extremely modern prewar townhouse Co-op, a stone's throw from the bustling part of Soho. a 735 Dean Street #2B $875,000 One bedroom, one … [Read more...]

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Avocado Toast of the Week

April 12, 2016 By LizLawton

Brunch Upon a Time My avocado don't want none unless your yolk runs, Hun. The Butcher's Daughter in Nolita … [Read more...]

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Mythical Six Figure Listings

April 1, 2016 By LizLawton

Converted Gothic Cathedral One bedroom Condominium in Clinton Hill for $850,000. Located in the heart of one of the best neighborhoods in Brooklyn for an investment opportunity, this lofted 1.5 bedroom lives in an architectural masterpiece of a converted Gothic cathedral condominium, boasting modern finishes and ample natural light. The duplex … [Read more...]

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Dear Food Diary

March 24, 2016 By LizLawton

Your Modern Day Hunter Gatherer Diet.   What do you do when your food is prettier than you are? Naturally you take pictures of it and delete functional survival apps in order to make space for 800 pictures of yolk making love to mashed avocados and oily smoked salmon sliding down from heaven oh-so-gracefully onto everything it encounters. I have … [Read more...]

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Gudetama – Our Generation’s Spirit Guide

March 24, 2016 By LizLawton

A Yolk with Chronic Laziness and a Horrible Attitude. For international news, Hello Kitty has been replaced by Gudetama, an anthropomorphic egg yolk who hates to do anything but sleep. His super powers include being unmotivated, whiny, maintaining a face of despair and knowing his only purpose in life is to be eaten. Society has been looking for a … [Read more...]

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