Your Fourth of July Founding Father Spotlight

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A - dot - Hamilton. I handle the American Revolution like 13 year old girls handle Vampire Romance Novels...meaning I literally can't.  I know I'm not alone in that sentiment because I have a very close friend who has willingly made these her profile pictures: While the 4th of July get's muddied by the hot dog and beer slamming acts of phony … [Read more...]

True Life: I am not Guy Fieri

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Although all below signs point to Yes.   I'm no stranger to weird compliments.  I've been told too many times that I look like Miley Cyrus; still haven't opened Pandora's Box and asked if that was before or after she became possessed. A friend told me that I would make a great manager of a Rainforest Cafe. Knightly party, Safari of 1, your … [Read more...]

I am the Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia

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Plz wire my inheritance, thnx. 46 East 83rd Street - 7 bedroom, 9+ bathroom Townhouse on the Upper East Side Price: $21,000,000 Square Footage: 7,522 ft²/$2,791 per ft² What you're getting: This 12 room home is an astonishing seven level modern creation that melds state of the art technology, luxury materials, and an artist's eye to bring this … [Read more...]

Cooking 101

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How to be an Egg Hunt Champion. I was fortunate enough to have the most amazing Grandfather in the entire world. aaa He was the coolest person I've ever met: he brushed elbows with legends, held office, fought in WWII, was a stand-up comedian, was an extremely influential judge on many different court circuits, to this … [Read more...]