Not-Tom-Brady’s-Diet

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In comparison, we're all Paula Dean on her Cheat Day. I'm praying this is a stunt double who I will find and marry. If you somehow avoided contracting a life time's worth of self-loathing after reading the fascinating article about Demi-God Tom Brady's diet, indulge and accept the cloud of shame. The Man's regimen: no white sugar, no white flour, … [Read more...]

Conquered: the East Village’s Raclette

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True Life - Someone melted a wheel of cheese in front of me and now I can die happy.  They say a picture is worth a thousand words...but I enjoy talking (shocking) so I'm just going to add in all my #feelings.     Raclette is the closet thing to an obtainable heaven, besides maybe this, as there is nothing … [Read more...]

Easy as A-B-C-D-evelopment

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Is this the beginning of a major East Village face lift? For anyone who has tried to lure me out of my apartment, free food and a promise written in blood not go to meatpacking are the best shots at getting me out of the confines of Alphabet City. Give me an I-Hear-Banjos, Encore from the Wayland and an Entire Bird from Root & Bone and I can … [Read more...]

An Upper West Side Steal

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104 West 87th Street Apt #3FR. Two Bedroom, Two Bathroom UWS Brownstone Floor-through for $1,350,000. Monthly home owner's association fees: $1,891.00. Transportation nearby: 1 train two blocks west, the B and C trains two blocks east and the M86. Apartment features: 10-and-a-half-foot ceilings; double crown moldings; original oak shutters … [Read more...]

I am Avocontrol

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Basically my contribution to society. Cat's out of the bag, I eat avocados and often take pictures of them like they're my hypothetical engagement ring and children. We all have coping mechanisms, mine is just delicious af. I've found a way to rig Chipotle in order to get 2x the guacamole and only pay for one serving, my roommate can vouch that I … [Read more...]