How to medically treat Hanger

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An unfiltered picture of me, out on the town, looking for a snack. Hanger [hang-er]: noun; form of demonic possession, a mind-altering and completely paralyzing disease, a torture strategy used at Guantanamo bay a Simple definition: A lethal combination of hunger and anger, the result of waiting so long to eat that your blood sugar drops to … [Read more...]

Update: Mary Lee the Great White Shark

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What this gentle giant has been up to... This summer, there will be a lot Samantha's, Jessica's, Rachel's, Emily's and Mary Lee's making the annual pilgrimage to the land where people trot on horses named Sir Edward McCullen; waving your credit card in the air three times in a row magically turns you into Paris Hilton; and during the Great Rosé … [Read more...]

Real estate questions asked at inappropriate times

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So how do tax abatements work? The Lawton Family on the whole has an extremely hard time sitting still for more than 15 minutes; however growing up, we would watch TV some nights and switch the channel every 5 minutes - probably explains a lot. While extremely annoying, there was always a consistency to that change - the History Channel, a show … [Read more...]

Your Monthly Dose of Appreciation

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Pour one out to the Founding Fathers. For a solid four years of my life, when I grew up I wanted to be a Historical Reenactor at Plymouth Plantation. My parents humored this until it clearly wasn't a phase, then I got kindly ushered to the Sciences, with a pit stop in Broadway Theater and a brief stint as President. The kind folk they are, they … [Read more...]

Basically a Camelbak full of Bloody Marys

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For those brunchers on the search for the bottom. My love of breakfast food is sadly becoming my most commonly referenced attribute, which is actually not the worst fetish to be publicly known for - Jared Fogle from Subway set that bar pretty high. Recently someone emailed me asking for my recommendations for boozy brunch spots. Unless you … [Read more...]