Uh, did the CDC see these plans?

By

Up next, a Lazy River through the Gowanus Canal. Future New York City headline: A shortage of Hep C and Tetanus vaccines cripples the city as massive numbers of 20-somethings contract E.Coli and develop Alex-Mack-like super powers. Just another thing to blame our children's mutations on, in addition to Monster Energy consumption and residual Easy … [Read more...]

Real estate questions I get asked at inopportune times

By

What the heck is this city rezoning thing? So last week I was stretching before this drill class from legitimate hell and made small talk with someone to distract the fact that I was going to be physically destroyed over the next hour and then probably go eat an entire rotisserie chicken. Because apparently we are our professions, the conversation … [Read more...]

Save your battery and use features other than Snapcat

By

When your phone battery is 1%. iPhones do strange things to people. The measures we take to get any sort of juice in our phones...leave them at busy bars with random bartenders, army crawl like infants to scout out outlets in public spaces, carry around what is basically a small modem in a purse for an extra, short lived 25% bump. Essentially this … [Read more...]

PSA: Cheese Addiction is a real thing

By

Understanding & Acceptance are the first steps to recovery. 1. Cheese is "dairy crack" Your brain reads casein, a protein that gets super concentrated during the cheese making process, as an addictive substance. 2. Cheese: more like morphine than you think! Casein is no different from other proteins, in that it doesn't break down … [Read more...]