But please don't swim there. This past year, Gowanus won the prestigious Curbed Cup Neighborhood of the year and with Brooklyn developing faster than norovirus outbreaks at Chipotle, it's time you get acquainted with the hottest hood in the borough. Punderdome 3000 Punderdome is a wild and crazy monthly pun competition hosted by a … [Read more...]
Real estate questions I get asked at inopportune times
Today's topic: Condo vs. Coop. Relaxing is my living hell. The only yoga I've found remotely enticing is Rage Yoga and I have two modes: moving around as much and as quickly as possible and completely out cold, dead asleep. My spirit animal is a fainting goat. The positive side of this is that I genuinely enjoy work but sometimes I get … [Read more...]
If someone ever says that your apartment is small
Please refer them to the below for price comparison. 1 West 72nd Apartment#84 - a monster apartment with killer Central Park views Price: $39,000,000 Square footage: 7,500 ft²/$5,200 per ft² What you're getting: This apartment is actually a combination of four apartments, creating one mega-apartment measuring more than 7,500 square feet, … [Read more...]
The Next Best Thing
Aligning everyone's dating mentality with their dining mentality. I've mentioned before how good my roommate Colleen is at cooking (ugh, now this is going to go to her head). She has so many spices you'd think we were the Sanderson Sisters, she actually hand makes hummus (which is more daunting then raising a real life child), and she can … [Read more...]
WTF
Where's the Food. ^ When you're starving and the waiter keeps walking by with other people's food. In case I don't make it to heaven, I have a few ideas of what my fate in the Underworld may be. The first would be with me stuck on a crowded Megabus that has no air conditioning, in the window seat next to a large individual holding a screaming … [Read more...]