An Upper West Side Steal

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104 West 87th Street Apt #3FR. Two Bedroom, Two Bathroom UWS Brownstone Floor-through for $1,350,000. Monthly home owner's association fees: $1,891.00. Transportation nearby: 1 train two blocks west, the B and C trains two blocks east and the M86. Apartment features: 10-and-a-half-foot ceilings; double crown moldings; original oak shutters … [Read more...]

I am Avocontrol

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Basically my contribution to society. Cat's out of the bag, I eat avocados and often take pictures of them like they're my hypothetical engagement ring and children. We all have coping mechanisms, mine is just delicious af. I've found a way to rig Chipotle in order to get 2x the guacamole and only pay for one serving, my roommate can vouch that I … [Read more...]

Uh, did the CDC see these plans?

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Up next, a Lazy River through the Gowanus Canal. Future New York City headline: A shortage of Hep C and Tetanus vaccines cripples the city as massive numbers of 20-somethings contract E.Coli and develop Alex-Mack-like super powers. Just another thing to blame our children's mutations on, in addition to Monster Energy consumption and residual Easy … [Read more...]

Real estate questions I get asked at inopportune times

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What the heck is this city rezoning thing? So last week I was stretching before this drill class from legitimate hell and made small talk with someone to distract the fact that I was going to be physically destroyed over the next hour and then probably go eat an entire rotisserie chicken. Because apparently we are our professions, the conversation … [Read more...]

Save your battery and use features other than Snapcat

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When your phone battery is 1%. iPhones do strange things to people. The measures we take to get any sort of juice in our phones...leave them at busy bars with random bartenders, army crawl like infants to scout out outlets in public spaces, carry around what is basically a small modem in a purse for an extra, short lived 25% bump. Essentially this … [Read more...]