And What We Should’ve Been Learning Instead
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How to drop an egg from a five-story building without breaking it
How you’ll spend tens of thousands of dollars freezing your eggs if you don’t have kids by a certain age
How to jump out of the back of a bus
How and when to end an unhealthy relationship before it becomes a hijacked-school-bus-speeding-on-an-open-freeway scenario
How to dissect a frog
How to dissect your basic income tax return and general personal finances
How to grow a plant in a wet paper towel
How to keep a basic plant alive and also stop eating most of your meals off of paper towels
How to sing in a round with a group of people
How to identify and empathize with different personality types so you can successfully work with a group of people
How to climb a rope
How to climb the corporate ladder as a woman without losing your pride or sanity
How to navigate the Encyclopedia Britannica
How to stop researching your symptoms and instead navigate the medical system to adequately cover all the specialists you should be seeing yearly
How to do the limbo
How to avoid lower back pain at 30
How to make a shoebox diorama
How to not get defined by and obsessed with a curated virtual diorama you make of your daily existence
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