Real Estate Questions I Get Asked at Inopportune Times

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Um, Hello I'm Trying to Buy/Rent in New York Right Now and What the (Expletive) Is Going on? ^ Every renter/purchaser either 1) shamelessly lying to pull at the heart strings of the landlord/seller or 2) irresponsibly offering over-ask just to land a spot without considering the long-term financial implications As a baby of the 80s who … [Read more...]

Somewhere New in New York I’m Going to Kick Myself for Telling People About Because Then It Will Become Impossible to Go to

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Mel's Bakery on the Lower East Side Let me just say, I am absolutely furious that I wasted my peak metabolism years on the wrong foods. Why did no one tell me to truly enjoy washed-rind cheeses while my stomach could still process dairy? How was there no public service announcement that you should get your fill of caramel and peanut brittle … [Read more...]

“How Would You Describe Your Interior Design Taste?”

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A Campy, Chaotic Fever Dream That Screams Unmedicated Violent ADHD and Has No Cohesive Design Palette At every phase in our life, there's a trend everyone is subscribed to, be that in general looks, home decor, discourse, social media habits, or way we spend our fleeting disposable income. Thinking back to what powerful forces spurned … [Read more...]

Your Healthy Dose of New York History

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In the Spirit of Halloween, Places in New York You Should Tread a Bit More Lightly Around ^ me, relentlessly trying to get people to care about New York history with these newsletters Can we quickly talk about how the recommended age for the Ouija board is 8+? You're telling me that children with highly malleable minds, who still believe in … [Read more...]

RealEstateSnacks

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Digestible Real Estate News We're keeping this recurring piece to do a bit more for those genuinely interested in New York real estate and give my LinkedIn designation a little luster. Taking a note from the easy to absorb nuggets of information in Robinhood Snacks' newsletter, here are your RealEstateSnacks so I can make this newsletter tax … [Read more...]