Pointlessly Useless Things We Learned as Children

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And What We Should've Been Learning Instead ^ The Original Metaverse How to drop an egg from a five-story building without breaking it How you’ll spend tens of thousands of dollars freezing your eggs if you don't have kids by a certain age How to jump out of the back of a bus How and when to end an unhealthy relationship before it … [Read more...]

Real Estate Questions I Get Asked at Inopportune Times

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So How Long Does a Transaction Take, Start to Finish? ^ The Condo or Coop Board/Managing Agent/Bank/Seller/Department of Buildings/Closing Attorney looking down upon you, knowing they have your pathetic fate in their hands Amazon ruined us in so many ways, but let's go through my personal heavy hitters: 1. I now buy in bulk like I’m … [Read more...]

Somewhere in New York I’m Going to Kick Myself for Telling People About Because Then It Will Become Impossible to Go To

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Dame, Where I Spent Too Much in 2021 as Far as My Accountant Is Concerned ^ Paying homage to the now-out-of-season Cucumber Salad with Smoked Mussels & Dill bathed in an emulsified mussel sauce that I will serve as a soup at my highly improbable future wedding Things Customers Said To Me When I Waitressed at an Overpriced Seafood … [Read more...]