What’s Rick Lawton Been up To?

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A National Treasure Amongst Other National Treasures ^ While Rick stares longingly at the bust of Ronald Reagan, you know he's going through every dad-trick in his mental toolbox to figure out how to drag it home with our Tahoe … [Read more...]

Reviews of Me From Objects in My Apartment

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Because self-awareness is the first step to self-improvement "She may think this is a water bottle" -my tequila bottles after the above occurs ^ "Has self control issues" -my fridge "Can't help but look down on her" -my ceiling "Has never once turned me on" -my crockpot "Always wants be on the bottom" -my weighted blanket "Is a … [Read more...]

For Your Monthly Blast From the Past:

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Five Points, the absolute shit show of 1800s NYC Largely due to Martin Scorcese's Gangs of New York (still trying to forget that unapologetic casting of Cameron Diaz), "Five Points" is a phrase familiar to many, however the depth of its history is not known by most. The area that eventually became Five Points was originally a fresh water … [Read more...]

There’s Just Something so Rustically Sexy About a Fireplace

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So grab a drink and share that feeling, with others, in public, at these fine establishments in New York The closest thing to being back in the womb is sitting by a crackling fireplace, entire body enveloped by a buttery leather chair, hands cradle a hot toddy, an acoustic rendition of R. Kelly's "Pony" croons in the background, the fleece vest … [Read more...]

Real Estate Questions I Get Asked at Inopportune Times

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Co-purchasing just means I can wire money for the downpayment and call it a day...right? ^ Parents buying for or co-purchasing with children thinking they can get through the coop board without showing any of their financial paperwork... There are a lot of phrases I find myself saying too often.  "Do you have...*waits expectantly*...oat … [Read more...]