More Mentally Stimulating Conundrums Than the Perplexing Heads-or-Tails Coin Toss Call
1. Fast & Furious 9 promos (+/- 12.5)
Under (+ 120)
Over (- 400)
2. Your mom’s favorite commercial
Kraft Foods (- 700)
Microsoft (- 100)
GoDaddy.com (+ 550)
Carl Jr’s (+ 800)
3. Your dad’s favorite commercial
Kraft Foods (+ 700)
Microsoft (+ 100)
GoDaddy.com (- 550)
Carl Jr’s when your mom asks if he’s disgusted by such flagrant nudity (+ 800)
Carl Jr’s when asked if he saw it by any of his coworkers the next day (- 800)
4. Spokesperson for Miami Tourism
Dan Marino (- 600)
David Caruso, aka Horatio Caine on CSI: Miami (- 200)
Ricky Martin (+ 300)
Pitbull/Mr. Worldwide/Mr. 305/Lil’ Chico (+ 850)
5. First product endorsed by Charlie Sheen
Jesus Christ Superstar Live in Concert (+ 600)
Donald Trump 2020 (- 55)
Juul ( – 750)
6. First product endorsed by Tom Brady
Impossible Burger (- 650)
Avocados from Mexico (- 400)
Juul (+ 950)
7. First product endorsed by Bernie Sanders
White Claw (- 1,000)
5-hour ENERGY (- 500)
Bernie Sanders 2020 (+ 400)
Juul (- 50)
8. New flavor of Mountain Dew
Bone Broth (+ 400)
Oat Milk (- 75)
Juul Mango (- 700)
9. What commercial will play to “Everybody Hurts” by R.E.M
Midol (+ 250)
Hinge (- 200)
Smirnoff (- 50)
Amazon’s Ted Bundy: Falling for a Killer (- 500)
10. What will power the new Dodge Heavy Duty Ram
Electricity (+ 2000)
Ethanol (- 50)
Unleaded Fuel (- 400)
Juul (- 200)
11. Even though you know it’s complete garbage, the chance that the close-up, sharpened detailing of a perfectly crisp Wendy’s chicken nugget ranks the deep fried piece of meat goop over any of the below: – 2,000
