Since We’re Forced to Test Our Survival Skills…

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An Easy, Healthy, Affordable, Delicious, Re-heatable, and also Tastes-Good-Cold Recipe If you were not aware, the thing that millennials will be most famously remembered for will be the ability to turn any recession-causing, massive hysteria-creating, economy-crippling virus into an endless source of fatalistic humor in the form of memes. … [Read more...]

Dante’s Inferno; Wedding Season Edition

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The Nine Circles of Hell ^me, at every wedding I've been to, 5 cocktails in, giving unprompted astrology advice to my entire table while we wait for entrees to be served First Circle (Limbo) Beyond the fact that you don't know a single other wedding guest and you didn't get a plus one, you realize you're at the clear reject table, … [Read more...]

Real Estate Questions I Get Asked at Inopportune Times

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So I Signed My Lease/Closed on My Apartment...Now What? ^ An important life milestone is when you find that family heirloom piece you will torture future generations with by demanding in your will that relatives pass it around yearly to display in the focal point of their home. In a city where people fear commitment more than Catholics … [Read more...]