1. Why did I sign up for this? 2. Wait, how much is this costing me? 3. Jesus Christ, did Jimmy twist his ankle again? Walk it off, you baby. 4. If you don't get dressed right now, I swear to God... 5. If I just leave them where they are and never look back, I feel like odds are they'll turn out at least mediocre. 6. They're literally all over … [Read more...]
Give yourself Goosebumps
Reader Beware, You Choose the Scare BEWARE!! DO NOT READ THIS NEWSLETTER FROM BEGINNING TO END! It's 11:30am on a Sunday and you've just arrived at the groggy state of consciousness that can only follow a night of drinking. You're hungry, but you don't possess the physical wherewithal to hold your torso upright. The emotional wherewithal to … [Read more...]
RealEstateSnacks
Digestible Real Estate News We're keeping this recurring piece to do a bit more for those genuinely interested in New York real estate, not just food porn, and give my LinkedIn designation a little luster. Taking a note from the easy to absorb nuggets of information in MarketSnacks' newsletter (blanketed with this unshakable food theme), here are … [Read more...]
What it’s like to be a Professional Ghost Hunter?
You quite literally could not pay me enough. So I went to the Apple Store recently to get my computer fixed. No sooner do I take my seat the Genius Bar than does my technician show up - he's a spitting image of Hagrid from Harry Potter, down to height, facial hair, gait, and demeanor. I pump the breaks on asking him to say, "Yer a Wizard, … [Read more...]
Real Estate Questions I Get Asked At Inopportune Times
It's better to look for a rental in the fall and winter, right? Me, after opening a portal to the Other Side, or people, realizing they're incorrect a What do Ouija boards have in common with Candyland, Monopoly and Guess Who?Absolutely nothing - Ouija boards are demonic devices that open portals to the nonliving and were irresponsibly sold at … [Read more...]
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