What it’s like to be a Professional Ghost Hunter?

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You quite literally could not pay me enough. So I went to the Apple Store recently to get my computer fixed. No sooner do I take my seat the Genius Bar than does my technician show up - he's a spitting image of Hagrid from Harry Potter, down to height, facial hair, gait, and demeanor. I pump the breaks on asking him to say, "Yer a Wizard, … [Read more...]

Real Estate Questions I Get Asked At Inopportune Times

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It's better to look for a rental in the fall and winter, right? Me, after opening a portal to the Other Side, or people, realizing they're incorrect a What do Ouija boards have in common with Candyland, Monopoly and Guess Who?Absolutely nothing - Ouija boards are demonic devices that open portals to the nonliving and were irresponsibly sold at … [Read more...]

The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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629 Grand Street, Apt 5A Price: $750,000 1 bed, 1 bath Condo in Williamsburg Monthly Taxes: $160 Common Charges: $218 What's the deal: Be the second owner to live in this quiet, top floor, state-of-the-art residence, where the 10' ceilings and southern and western exposures leave the home drenched in light. You're also one floor away from the … [Read more...]

Oh my gourd.

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The Autumn Garbage Disposal of this Newsletter Just when I thought I couldn't reach a deeper Google wormhole than the night I unintentionally found myself trying to solve the Joan Benoit Ramsey case...I dedicated an entire newsletter solely to October. Steven King has nothing on my last month's repertoire of grizzly stories behind haunted … [Read more...]