The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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176 Johnston Street, Apt 6E Price: $999,000 1 bed, 1 bath Condo in Downtown Brooklyn Monthly Taxes: $731 Common Charges: $435 What's the deal: This 1,179 ft² open loft features 12 ft ceilings, HVAC system, custom closeting, open kitchen, and a deeded indoor parking spot. a 336 West End Avenue, Apt 14D Price: $979,000 1 bed, 1 bath … [Read more...]

Things I’ve Heard My Friends Say About Their Dates or Real Amazon.com Reviews of Crock Pots?

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1. "It abruptly stopped working. No petering out/gradually getting weaker, just one day it worked and the next it didn't." 2. "If you appreciate functional simplicity, you'll love this." 3. "This would be great for people who work and still want a tasty meal when they come home." 4. "I use it, travel with it, store it.. unless you're dropping … [Read more...]

Kids Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Get Their License Until They’ve Beat Rainbow Road in Mario Kart

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Would've saved my parents a lot in insurance premium increases ^Every shooting star you see at night is a racer falling off Rainbow Road Fortnite concerns me as an adult woman with no children who just so happens to follow a lot of NBA players and rappers that I know are playing.  Judging by the fact that you would think I bet the mortgage to … [Read more...]

“I’m going to ‘X’ neighborhood, what should I do?”

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Say hello to your tour guide...Jesus, take the wheel. If you know me well, you know my text response time is absolutely horrible. I get a lot of things like "Who should I call if my light bulb went out", "I lost my keys", and "(many expletives) I FOUND A COCKROACH (more expletives)", to which I attempt to swallow all sarcasm before letting my … [Read more...]