Five things to do that don’t require alcohol

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Livers all over the city, exhausted from filtering solely whiskey and iced coffee, rejoice! There are few things no one gives us heads up about as we age: a Acne doesn't go away when you're done with puberty - it takes on a vilified adult form and haunts your very existence. Stress, hormones, and the slightest temperature change send skin … [Read more...]

The Homes Below ≠ My Apartment in Chinatown

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relatable analogy Lamborghini Veneno ≠ Razor Scooter 500 Greenwich Street, Apt PH1 - 5,400 ft² 4 bed, 4 bath Condo in Hudson Square Price: $10,800,000 What you're getting: This one-of-a-kind penthouse loft boasts exposed brick, oversized skylights, 13 ft ceilings, original wood beams, restored steel doors, oversized windows, and a solarium that … [Read more...]

The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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176 Johnston Street, Apt 6E Price: $999,000 1 bed, 1 bath Condo in Downtown Brooklyn Monthly Taxes: $731 Common Charges: $435 What's the deal: This 1,179 ft² open loft features 12 ft ceilings, HVAC system, custom closeting, open kitchen, and a deeded indoor parking spot. a 336 West End Avenue, Apt 14D Price: $979,000 1 bed, 1 bath … [Read more...]

Things I’ve Heard My Friends Say About Their Dates or Real Amazon.com Reviews of Crock Pots?

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1. "It abruptly stopped working. No petering out/gradually getting weaker, just one day it worked and the next it didn't." 2. "If you appreciate functional simplicity, you'll love this." 3. "This would be great for people who work and still want a tasty meal when they come home." 4. "I use it, travel with it, store it.. unless you're dropping … [Read more...]