PSA: Go Before It’s Gone

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The Seaport Food Lab ^ Fried chicken has no bad angles 20 years ago, in my parents' wallets were candid pictures of my brother and I missing half of our teeth and wearing over-sized youth soccer shirts; fast forward to the present, and I'm over here like, "Look at this heavily filtered piece of short rib I ate 18 months ago. Want more? Here … [Read more...]

Which Disney Princess are you being this year?

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The hungry, disheveled woman from Beauty & the Beast. Ugh, I bet they don't even call it "Halloween" anymore; they'll probably call it "Orange Day".  We collectively are raising a generation of bubble-wrapped children who dissolve into an amalgam of disoriented terror with the slightest sensation of wind. So let's revisit Halloweens from … [Read more...]

RealEstateSnacks

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Digestible Real Estate News ^ look at this stuff, isn't it neat, how I would like a loft on Mercer Street After I got 30+ texts on my birthday stating "I hope you have avocado toast today", I had one of those "what have I become" moments, similar to when I was moving and found 15 costumes under my bed. To do a bit more for those genuinely … [Read more...]

The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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450 Clinton Street, Apt 3E Price: $975,000 1 bed, 1.5 bath Co-op in Carroll Gardens Maintenance: $820 What's the deal: This absolutely stunning multi-level apartment has spacious rooms, vaulted ceilings, and beautiful light. One of the standout features is the roomy, fully-renovated eat-in-kitchen with stainless steel appliances, granite … [Read more...]

Step 1 for Stalking Jim from The Office:

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Find out where his Brooklyn Townhouse is... 586 4th Street - 7 bedroom, 3.5 bathroom Townhouse in Park Slope Price: $8,000,000 What you're getting: So John Kransinski and Emily Blunt are selling their townhouse which means there's a limited window left to stalk them in prime Park Slope. Keeping true to its original build from 1909, this French … [Read more...]