The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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450 Clinton Street, Apt 3E Price: $975,000 1 bed, 1.5 bath Co-op in Carroll Gardens Maintenance: $820 What's the deal: This absolutely stunning multi-level apartment has spacious rooms, vaulted ceilings, and beautiful light. One of the standout features is the roomy, fully-renovated eat-in-kitchen with stainless steel appliances, granite … [Read more...]

Step 1 for Stalking Jim from The Office:

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Find out where his Brooklyn Townhouse is... 586 4th Street - 7 bedroom, 3.5 bathroom Townhouse in Park Slope Price: $8,000,000 What you're getting: So John Kransinski and Emily Blunt are selling their townhouse which means there's a limited window left to stalk them in prime Park Slope. Keeping true to its original build from 1909, this French … [Read more...]

Real estate questions I get asked at inopportune times

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How Much Money Do I Need Liquid to Buy a Coop? ^ don't mind me, just eating away my savings You know when there's a word that triggers a strange association with something completely unrelated and it's all you can think about? This is about 80% of the reason I laugh at inexcusably inappropriate times (the other 20% falls in some murky gray area) … [Read more...]

The Answer to the Question No One Wants to Ask

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How Clean is the NYC Subway? ^ only on the MTA could someone be carrying a peacock and no one would look up a No one wants to take responsibility for the fresh Hell that is the MTA. De Blasio and Cuomo keep volleying the burden without making progress, so how do we improve this lovely service that 5.7 million people use daily? I have some ideas. … [Read more...]