How much Mahogany wood is too much Mahogany wood?

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The Limit Does Not Exist. 4 Sutton Square - Townhouse in Sutton Place Price: $16,000,000 What you're getting:  This single-family townhouse nestled in distinguished Sutton Square offers exclusive access to an expansive and impeccably manicured communal garden on the banks of the East River. The home features 7 wood-burning fireplaces, elevator … [Read more...]

Mad Libs: Attempted Adulthood

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The game where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are kinda like Canada. Seamless Order: 2:17am. Order placed at [Times Square Restaurant Chain]: [Your jersey number in popwarner] orders of [the first thing in Tupperware you see in your work fridge], [number of times you can juggle a soccer ball] sides of … [Read more...]

Feel like you want to be a bit Extra today?

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* All * About * That * Instagram * Fodder * Ex· tra /ˈekstrə/ lurking in that sinisterly dark area between noun, adjective, and adverb Over the top, excessive, dramatic; doing the absolute damn most for no good reason. Examples: - Your mom says she's cooking a light dinner and rolls out a five-course meal - extra - You tell your friend that … [Read more...]

The Massive NYC Real Estate Shake Up You Will Feel

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Spark notes: StreetEasy is a greedy monster and the brokerage community is fighting back PSA for anyone who rents in New York: clearly the broadcasted news is reserved for keeping us alarmingly up-to-date on the impending apocalypse and what size vegetable Beyoncé's unborn child currently is, but for renters in Manhattan, what you haven't been … [Read more...]