The sliding scale of how outdoorsy you want to be

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Glamping  ---> Primitive Survival Techniques I have a few major hurdles to get over with the outdoors-thing. First, I have arachnophobia.  I still call my dad, who is 250 miles away and not amused, when I find a spider in my apartment. I'm also overly worried of getting lyme disease and I can't sleep in tents because I'm … [Read more...]

The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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224 East 17th Street, Apt 1F Price: $895.000 1 bed, 1 bath Co-op in Gramercy Park Maintenance: $1,699 What's the deal: In the heart of Gramercy, this charming home offers protected and direct views of Stuyvesant Square Park, high ceilings, hardwood floors, decorative moldings, great closet space and free laundry and storage. a 76 West 85th … [Read more...]

How much Mahogany wood is too much Mahogany wood?

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The Limit Does Not Exist. 4 Sutton Square - Townhouse in Sutton Place Price: $16,000,000 What you're getting:  This single-family townhouse nestled in distinguished Sutton Square offers exclusive access to an expansive and impeccably manicured communal garden on the banks of the East River. The home features 7 wood-burning fireplaces, elevator … [Read more...]

Mad Libs: Attempted Adulthood

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The game where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are kinda like Canada. Seamless Order: 2:17am. Order placed at [Times Square Restaurant Chain]: [Your jersey number in popwarner] orders of [the first thing in Tupperware you see in your work fridge], [number of times you can juggle a soccer ball] sides of … [Read more...]