Real estate questions I get asked at inopportune times

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So what listings does your brokerage have?^ Ooooo but this broker said he can show me *~*off-market*~* listings (!!!)aEveryone wants the "in". They want something only a select few can gain access to. There's a certain je ne sais quoi to being able to say that you knew a guy, who knew a guy who got you this special thing that no one else … [Read more...]

Some of NYC’s Best Steak + An Adult Bar Mitzvah

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Welcome to Sammy's Roumanian, the House of CholesterolMy social life in seventh grade was pretty spectacular and I have about a dozen pieces of blue and white swag as proof of such - who doesn't love a good inflatable guitar saying "David's Bar Mitzvah rocked!"  Disregarding the insane number of plastic fedoras and amount of PTSD I have from being … [Read more...]

These are a few of my Favorite Things

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A Meat Tornado at Ikinari SteakIn the Lawton family, the petite filet doesn't fall farm from the rib eye. Rick and Michelle Lawton definitely gave us the options of green beans/other non-tater tot sides and even allowed me to rebel and only eat Ramen for an entire year (I don't blame them for any residual effect it had on my development; it's hard … [Read more...]

Goes to Careerbuiler.com, types in job search:

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"Breakfast Sommelier"^Me on Linkedin          vs.          ^Me in real lifeTitle applying for: Breakfast SommelierSalary + Benefits requested:Whatever Gordon Ramsey shows on his tax returns, we're going to need to match that401K matching; full health and dental (things you learn when you're an adult: teeth cleanings cost $200 a pop); a private … [Read more...]