These are a few of my Favorite Things

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A Meat Tornado at Ikinari SteakIn the Lawton family, the petite filet doesn't fall farm from the rib eye. Rick and Michelle Lawton definitely gave us the options of green beans/other non-tater tot sides and even allowed me to rebel and only eat Ramen for an entire year (I don't blame them for any residual effect it had on my development; it's hard … [Read more...]

Goes to Careerbuiler.com, types in job search:

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"Breakfast Sommelier"^Me on Linkedin          vs.          ^Me in real lifeTitle applying for: Breakfast SommelierSalary + Benefits requested:Whatever Gordon Ramsey shows on his tax returns, we're going to need to match that401K matching; full health and dental (things you learn when you're an adult: teeth cleanings cost $200 a pop); a private … [Read more...]

Update: Mary Lee the Great White Shark

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Likes: Paddle-boarders, Inflatable Swans and ChubbiesI missed my calling with the CIA, as I am extremely confident in my stalking skills. Unfortunately some days my powers prove to be too mighty, as I open Instagram and two hours later I'm looking at some guy's, ex girlfriend's, sister's, boyfriend's older brother's pictures from his trip to … [Read more...]

Just Sold

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87 Smith Street, Apt 11F This lovely Boerum Hill spot just became the new home to the most deserving couple, who won a competitive best and final and officially jumped boroughs into one of Brooklyn's most convenient, developing and vibrant neighborhoods. This supremely bright two bedroom, two bathroom spot is located on the 11th floor of the Smith … [Read more...]

Proceed to the following listings if you require:

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 Man yurt, Massaging deck, "Dream. Laugh. Love" room, Underground Cheese Vault995 Fifth Avenue - 6 bedroom, 7.5 bathroom Condop on the Upper East SidePrice: $65,000,000What you're getting: This 7,067 ft², 11-room, renovated Duplex penthouse boasts two enormous wrap terraces with sweeping views of Central Park and the Skyline, 4 wood-burning … [Read more...]