Update: Mary Lee the Great White Shark

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Likes: Paddle-boarders, Inflatable Swans and ChubbiesI missed my calling with the CIA, as I am extremely confident in my stalking skills. Unfortunately some days my powers prove to be too mighty, as I open Instagram and two hours later I'm looking at some guy's, ex girlfriend's, sister's, boyfriend's older brother's pictures from his trip to … [Read more...]

Just Sold

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87 Smith Street, Apt 11F This lovely Boerum Hill spot just became the new home to the most deserving couple, who won a competitive best and final and officially jumped boroughs into one of Brooklyn's most convenient, developing and vibrant neighborhoods. This supremely bright two bedroom, two bathroom spot is located on the 11th floor of the Smith … [Read more...]

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 Man yurt, Massaging deck, "Dream. Laugh. Love" room, Underground Cheese Vault995 Fifth Avenue - 6 bedroom, 7.5 bathroom Condop on the Upper East SidePrice: $65,000,000What you're getting: This 7,067 ft², 11-room, renovated Duplex penthouse boasts two enormous wrap terraces with sweeping views of Central Park and the Skyline, 4 wood-burning … [Read more...]

The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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604 Riverside Drive, Apt 6C Price: $799,000 2 bedroom, 1.5 bathroom Coop in Hamilton Heights Maintenance: $1,277 What's the deal: Aside from sprawling views of Riverside Park and the Hudson River, this home boasts a loft-like living room, handcrafted gas fireplace, expansive kitchen and a washer/dryer just outside the front door. a 210 East … [Read more...]