The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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604 Riverside Drive, Apt 6C Price: $799,000 2 bedroom, 1.5 bathroom Coop in Hamilton Heights Maintenance: $1,277 What's the deal: Aside from sprawling views of Riverside Park and the Hudson River, this home boasts a loft-like living room, handcrafted gas fireplace, expansive kitchen and a washer/dryer just outside the front door. a 210 East … [Read more...]

A Guide to Guvnah’s Island

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because there's more to life than Sheep's Meadow I've lived in a few cities in my life and I must say, from an accessibility standpoint, New York has it pretty great. In Baltimore, the public transit was harrowing; in Boston, you're dependent on cars/your life is in the mercy of others who somehow still have a license; in Chicago, neighborhoods … [Read more...]

Things You Never Knew About Octopuses

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This is my blog so I'll write about what I want to write about   Octopuses don't have it great in popular culture. Fried calamari is the sexiest appetizer on the menu at TGI Friday's. Great Squid are like the Nicolas Cages of the ocean; while fascinating to watch from afar, it's widely acknowledged that they are both unstable, … [Read more...]

Masterchef: Millennials

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Because they're unqualified for entry-level chef positions Manuscript for: a  Masterchef: Millennials Rejected titles: Three Hour Meals For Just Under $500.00; Five Drinks, Two Shots, Then Use Whatever Is In Your Fridge To Make A #Meal Without Lighting Your Apartment On Fire; Bagel Bites; How Expensive Can You Make A Piece of … [Read more...]