The Homes Below ≠ My Apartment in Chinatown

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relatable analogy Prix Fix Menu at Eleven Madison Park ≠ Lunchables 2 North Moore Street - 6 bedroom, 7 bathroom massive townhouse in TriBeCa Price: $38,000,000 What you're getting: Built in 2008, this majestic mansion affords its discerning owner a rare and privileged lifestyle across it's expansive 11,300 ft² floor plan with 65' of frontage … [Read more...]

The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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135 Garfield Place, Apt 2F Price: $499,000 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom Co-op in Park Slope Maintenance: $413 What's the deal: This charming one bedroom housed in a classic brownstone boasts details like original farmhouse style wide plank wood floors, exposed brick, high ceilings and a remarkably-low monthly maintenance cost. a 170 Norfolk … [Read more...]

Beautiful Spaces in Less-Traveled NYC Places

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New York Public Library's Rose Reading Room New Yorkers tend to do a profound job at completely destroying anything that is relatively clean, new and open for public use. Starbucks bathrooms are a tried and true example of this theory and the Second Ave subway will assuredly face a similar fate, becoming a petri dish for the bubonic plague and … [Read more...]

Real estate questions I get asked at inopportune times

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So what do you charge for broker's commission? ^Trust me, this conversation is fun for everyone. Well folks, it's that time of year again, New York City Rental Hunger Games. You'll enter this arena armed with a vision of what you hope your new home will be, whatever savings you've mustered, and a feverish countdown to a fate of homelessness, … [Read more...]