How Historians Will Reflect Upon Our Generation Disclaimer: the below is written under the assumption that the overwhelming majority of the female population did not, in fact, die off following the-collective-"her" stating, "I'm Dying." a The year is 3017. While in 1st grade I was nose deep in a Berenstain Bear book learning morals from animals … [Read more...]
I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh Let's quickly recap a few popular representations of what it's like to live on a boat: Noah's Arc - Some guy built an arc, herded a bunch of animals on board and let all his friends die as he enjoyed a zoo cruise alone with his wife. The movie Waterworld - I've tried to black this out of my … [Read more...]
The Mythical Six Figure Listings
794 Hart Street, Apt 4B Price: $959,000 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom Condo in Bushwick (with deeded parking) Common Charges: $691 Monthly Taxes: $571 What's the deal: This 1143 square foot Loft-like home also features 370 square feet of outdoor space plus a separately deeded parking spot and a master bedroom with 14 foot ceilings. a 101 … [Read more...]
♫♫Nice to meet you, where you been, I could show you incredible things♫♫
Bricks, Beams, High Ceilings, Space & a Posse that Clings. ^ Listing amenity: Victoria's secret model sightings and a lobby full of paparazzi and Swifties 155 Franklin Street, Apt 3S - Three bedroom, 2 bathroom Condo in TriBeCa Price: $5,750,000 What you're getting: Besides laying claim to the title of "Taylor Swift's downstairs … [Read more...]
Avocado Toast of the Month
Me too, soft-boiled farm egg...me too. a ^There are two types of people in the world: people who love avocado toast and murderers Bodega Avocados, Regular ol' bread, Acme Smoked Fish Gravalax … [Read more...]
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