You’ve signed leases and now what…

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As probably assumed, I'm v much into the simple, clean cut and zen aesthetic. a Congratulations, you've drawn the largest bank certified checks of your life, handed a massive chunk/your entire savings account over to a shadowy figure lurking behind the anonymity of an LLC, and in exchange, received the keys to your cubbyhole in the … [Read more...]

The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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970 Kent Avenue, Apt 112 Price: $850,000 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom Condo in Bedford-Stuyvesant Common Charges: $706 Monthly Taxes: $93 What's the deal: Housed in a full amenity condominium, this sophisticated loft boasts 1,034 ft² of 12 ft ceiling, gut renovated grandeur with a floor-plan that allows for creativity. a 49 East … [Read more...]

*goes into restoration hardware and starts rubbing lamps*

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*~* POOF *~* Princess Jasmine's Castle in Aladdin plopped in TriBeCa a 2 Park Place, Apt 31A - 4 bedroom, 4 bathroom Condo in TriBeCa Price: $26,400,000 What you're getting: This magnificent home offers a private elevator entry, solid oak herringbone floors, over 10 ceilings with exposures in every direction, two private terraces totaling … [Read more...]

These are a few of my Favorite Things

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A Fine Culinary Review of Five Arepas from Caracas ^ As American as I claim to be, I wasn't about this gluttonous nonsense so I called in reinforcements  My first apartment in New York was located on the killer block of 9th street, between First Avenue and Avenue A.  I had no idea that I was descending into a food mecca until after my cousin … [Read more...]