Another Night on National Geographic Dot Com

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Back down the good 'ole Planet Earth Rabbit Hole Imagine you're on your honeymoon in the Amazon. Things are going GREAT: you haven't contracted any communicable diseases; you still love each other even though you're perpetually sweating and sleeping in a fishing net to escape Jumanji sized mosquitoes; you've still married, even if it's just to … [Read more...]

Real estate questions I get asked at inopportune times

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WTF is a HDFC coop? ^ I see you looking at that wildly under market coop while completely disregarding the income requirements... a My mother is a broker in Massachusetts so I literally grew up with real estate. Television shows such as Million Dollar Listing, House Hunters and HGTV take the tiniest sliver of the profession and adorn it with … [Read more...]

The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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85 Sixth Avenue, Apt H Price: $675,0000 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom Condo in Park Slope Common Charges: $395 Monthly Taxes: $405 What's the deal: This beautiful loft space has 13' pressed tin ceilings, exposed brick, central air, an extremely unique floor plan and is housed in a 10-unit condo that requires no board approval. a 7 Prospect Park … [Read more...]

My Laundry List of Purchases if I win Powerball*

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*after buying a red panda, Drake's affection & a kiddie pool of almond butter 52 South Oxford Street - Seven bedroom, five bathroom Townhouse in Fort Greene Price: $5,600,000 What you're getting: This landmarked five story brownstone mansion from the 1860s features a winding staircase connecting all five levels, 13 foot ceilings, original … [Read more...]