The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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139 East 30th Street, Apt 5A Price: $799,000 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom Coop in Kips Bay Maintenance: $1,485 What's the deal: This charming and recently renovated home boasts high ceilings, hardwood floors, and an elevator; it is also part of a very flexible co-op when it comes to purchasing. a 235 West 108th Street, Apt 43 Price: … [Read more...]

These are a few of our Favorite Things

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Five Styles of Smoked Salmon in Five Minutes There are a few non-income-generating things in life I'm truly passionate about: the American Revolution, Running, Adventures, Breakfast, and (sub-breakfast) Smoked Salmon. If you've spent more than 20 minutes with me, the topic of Lox has most likely been heavily breeched.  It's so bad that my phone … [Read more...]

Our Financial Scam Precursor to Craft Cocktails

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The Scholastic Book Fair ... "No Posters." - Mom Long before human hierarchy was largely determined by the social currency of delicately curated egg dishes, there was one week that separated the Royalty and the Plebeians.  Most closely assimilated to the Amazon Prime of our youth, the Scholastic Book Fair was one of the most highly anticipated … [Read more...]

If you relate to any of these images 2+ times a week

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Ow'l bet you're just a hoot   We've all had those Mornings. The ones during which you become one with the couch; your physical labor for the day maxes out at lying horizontally on cushions; your earthly existence screeches to complete halt; you chose to take a sharp detour off of the highway of self-loathing onto the bumpy off-road of pure … [Read more...]