Real Estate questions I get asked at inopportune times

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So how does your commission work? ^Me, being dragged into a unsolicited work conversation. I am not the best person on a plane rides. I have a lot of energy and a dangerously active imagination, which basically is a stage 5 hurricane of a disaster anytime I'm in a flying aircraft, with a group of strangers, confined to a small chair.  Growing up, … [Read more...]

The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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  226 West 11th Street, Apt #4F.   Price: $850,000.   1 bedroom, 1 bathroom Co-op in the West Village.   Maintenance: $1,120.   What's the deal: This adorable one bedroom is nestled in a townhouse on a romantic and truly quintessential West Village block 303 West 105th, Apt #4 Price: $899,000 1.5 bedroom, 1 bathroom Co-op on the … [Read more...]

T. Swift is younger than me and can afford these

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I'm going to go talk to some Burrata about this. 1 Seaport, #PH1 - 4 bedroom, 4.5 bathroom Condo in the Financial District.    Price: $18,000,0000. Square Footage: 4,489 ft²/$4,009 per ft².    What you're getting:  This top-of-tower duplex penthouse features 22 foot ceilings throughout, however the trump card is the grand foyer featuring a 36 … [Read more...]

How to medically treat Hanger

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An unfiltered picture of me, out on the town, looking for a snack. Hanger [hang-er]: noun; form of demonic possession, a mind-altering and completely paralyzing disease, a torture strategy used at Guantanamo bay a Simple definition: A lethal combination of hunger and anger, the result of waiting so long to eat that your blood sugar drops to … [Read more...]

Update: Mary Lee the Great White Shark

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What this gentle giant has been up to... This summer, there will be a lot Samantha's, Jessica's, Rachel's, Emily's and Mary Lee's making the annual pilgrimage to the land where people trot on horses named Sir Edward McCullen; waving your credit card in the air three times in a row magically turns you into Paris Hilton; and during the Great Rosé … [Read more...]