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46 East 83rd Street – 7 bedroom, 9+ bathroom Townhouse on the Upper East Side
Price: $21,000,000
Square Footage: 7,522 ft²/$2,791 per ft²
What you’re getting: This 12 room home is an astonishing seven level modern creation that melds state of the art technology, luxury materials, and an artist’s eye to bring this brand new townhouse to the old world of the Upper East Side.
125 Greene Street – 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom Co-op in Soho
Price: $5,500,00
Square Footage: 2,200 ft²/$2,500 per ft²
What you’re getting: This thoughtfully designed 2,200 square foot two bedroom loft is located on a quintessential charming Soho Street, where your loft-goals are met with a private key-locked elevator opening into the sprawling 21.6′ x 27′ east-facing great room.
374 Bowery #PH – 4 bedroom, 3.5 bathroom Penthouse Condo in Noho
Price: $17,000,000
Square Footage: 3,943 ft²/$4,311 per ft²
What you’re getting: This triplex penthouse is accessible by a private elevator with access to all three floors within the unit. It additionally boasts south-west exposure, allowing the floor-to-ceiling windows of this corner unit to capture the panorama of every sunset.
5 Beekman Street #PH50 – 3 bedroom, 3.5 bathroom Penthouse Condo in the Seaport District
Price: $11,950,000
Square Footage: 3,554 ft²/$3,375 per ft²
What you’re getting: This unit takes up the entire 50th floor of the building, showcasing a great room that is an expansive 50ft long with 16ft ceilings with an adjacent terrace, built so you can gawk at all of your minions below.
34 West 11th Street – 6 bedroom, 4.5 bathroom Townhouse in Greenwich Village
Price: $13,450,000
What you’re getting: This home, located in the dead center of the coveted Greenwich Village Gold Coast block, is a massive 22′-wide townhouse featuring a sprawling garden, multiple fireplaces and rich history, as it was built in 1841.
And while Taylor Swift renovates her modest TriBeCa Loft, she’s renting this…
23 Cornelia Street – 5 bedroom, 5+ bathroom Townhouse in the West Village
Price: $39,500 a month
Square Footage: 5,400 ft²/$87 per ft² per month
What you’re getting: Built originally as a carriage house in 1912, this 21 foot wide single family townhouse with classic brick facade has 5 bedrooms, 5 full baths and 2 half baths, over 5400 sf of interior space as well as over 1600 sf exterior space.
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While Taylor’s 20something’s low points look like this, let’s quickly look at how the 90s set our expectations up for a disastrous crash course with reality…
1. Hey Arnold’s Room
2. Richie Rich’s Mansion
3. The Seinfeld apartment(s)
4. Carrie’s ‘Sex in the City’ Apartment
5. Monica and Rachel’s ‘Friends’ Apartment
6. The Chuckie Cheese Franchise on the whole
