Where's the Food. ^ When you're starving and the waiter keeps walking by with other people's food. In case I don't make it to heaven, I have a few ideas of what my fate in the Underworld may be. The first would be with me stuck on a crowded Megabus that has no air conditioning, in the window seat next to a large individual holding a screaming … [Read more...]

Your Modern Day Hunter Gatherer Diet.   What do you do when your food is prettier than you are? Naturally you take pictures of it and delete functional survival apps in order to make space for 800 pictures of yolk making love to mashed avocados and oily smoked salmon sliding down from heaven oh-so-gracefully onto everything it encounters. I have … [Read more...]