An unfiltered picture of me, out on the town, looking for a snack. Hanger [hang-er]: noun; form of demonic possession, a mind-altering and completely paralyzing disease, a torture strategy used at Guantanamo bay a Simple definition: A lethal combination of hunger and anger, the result of waiting so long to eat that your blood sugar drops to … [Read more...]
Basically a Camelbak full of Bloody Marys
For those brunchers on the search for the bottom. My love of breakfast food is sadly becoming my most commonly referenced attribute, which is actually not the worst fetish to be publicly known for - Jared Fogle from Subway set that bar pretty high. Recently someone emailed me asking for my recommendations for boozy brunch spots. Unless you … [Read more...]
Not-Tom-Brady’s-Diet
In comparison, we're all Paula Dean on her Cheat Day. I'm praying this is a stunt double who I will find and marry. If you somehow avoided contracting a life time's worth of self-loathing after reading the fascinating article about Demi-God Tom Brady's diet, indulge and accept the cloud of shame. The Man's regimen: no white sugar, no white flour, … [Read more...]
Conquered: the East Village’s Raclette
True Life - Someone melted a wheel of cheese in front of me and now I can die happy. They say a picture is worth a thousand words...but I enjoy talking (shocking) so I'm just going to add in all my #feelings. Raclette is the closet thing to an obtainable heaven, besides maybe this, as there is nothing … [Read more...]
I am Avocontrol
Basically my contribution to society. Cat's out of the bag, I eat avocados and often take pictures of them like they're my hypothetical engagement ring and children. We all have coping mechanisms, mine is just delicious af. I've found a way to rig Chipotle in order to get 2x the guacamole and only pay for one serving, my roommate can vouch that I … [Read more...]