Although all below signs point to Yes.   I'm no stranger to weird compliments.  I've been told too many times that I look like Miley Cyrus; still haven't opened Pandora's Box and asked if that was before or after she became possessed. A friend told me that I would make a great manager of a Rainforest Cafe. Knightly party, Safari of 1, your … [Read more...]

How to be an Egg Hunt Champion. I was fortunate enough to have the most amazing Grandfather in the entire world. aaa He was the coolest person I've ever met: he brushed elbows with legends, held office, fought in WWII, was a stand-up comedian, was an extremely influential judge on many different court circuits, to this … [Read more...]

Avocado Kedavra.  #dead Bluestone Lane Collective Cafe in the West Village … [Read more...]

An unfiltered picture of me, out on the town, looking for a snack. Hanger [hang-er]: noun; form of demonic possession, a mind-altering and completely paralyzing disease, a torture strategy used at Guantanamo bay a Simple definition: A lethal combination of hunger and anger, the result of waiting so long to eat that your blood sugar drops to … [Read more...]

For those brunchers on the search for the bottom. My love of breakfast food is sadly becoming my most commonly referenced attribute, which is actually not the worst fetish to be publicly known for - Jared Fogle from Subway set that bar pretty high. Recently someone emailed me asking for my recommendations for boozy brunch spots. Unless you … [Read more...]