Not-Tom-Brady’s-Diet

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In comparison, we're all Paula Dean on her Cheat Day. I'm praying this is a stunt double who I will find and marry. If you somehow avoided contracting a life time's worth of self-loathing after reading the fascinating article about Demi-God Tom Brady's diet, indulge and accept the cloud of shame. The Man's regimen: no white sugar, no white flour, … [Read more...]

Conquered: the East Village’s Raclette

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True Life - Someone melted a wheel of cheese in front of me and now I can die happy.  They say a picture is worth a thousand words...but I enjoy talking (shocking) so I'm just going to add in all my #feelings.     Raclette is the closet thing to an obtainable heaven, besides maybe this, as there is nothing … [Read more...]

I am Avocontrol

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Basically my contribution to society. Cat's out of the bag, I eat avocados and often take pictures of them like they're my hypothetical engagement ring and children. We all have coping mechanisms, mine is just delicious af. I've found a way to rig Chipotle in order to get 2x the guacamole and only pay for one serving, my roommate can vouch that I … [Read more...]

PSA: Cheese Addiction is a real thing

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Understanding & Acceptance are the first steps to recovery. 1. Cheese is "dairy crack" Your brain reads casein, a protein that gets super concentrated during the cheese making process, as an addictive substance. 2. Cheese: more like morphine than you think! Casein is no different from other proteins, in that it doesn't break down … [Read more...]