Yes, I will eat you for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Bluestone Lane in the West Village. … [Read more...]

Aligning everyone's dating mentality with their dining mentality.   I've mentioned before how good my roommate Colleen is at cooking (ugh, now this is going to go to her head). She has so many spices you'd think we were the Sanderson Sisters, she actually hand makes hummus (which is more daunting then raising a real life child), and she can … [Read more...]

Where's the Food. ^ When you're starving and the waiter keeps walking by with other people's food. In case I don't make it to heaven, I have a few ideas of what my fate in the Underworld may be. The first would be with me stuck on a crowded Megabus that has no air conditioning, in the window seat next to a large individual holding a screaming … [Read more...]

Your Modern Day Hunter Gatherer Diet.   What do you do when your food is prettier than you are? Naturally you take pictures of it and delete functional survival apps in order to make space for 800 pictures of yolk making love to mashed avocados and oily smoked salmon sliding down from heaven oh-so-gracefully onto everything it encounters. I have … [Read more...]