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What's Going to Happen to Real Estate the Rest of 2020? ^ Anyone who innocently asks me "How are you holding up?" at the perfectly wrong moment these days Let's just call it: no one's doing particularly well right now. My hair is below my rib cage with 3-inch roots, I'm finishing mezcal bottles at an alarming rate, the line between what … [Read more...]

In Lieu of Everything, Slim Pickings this Month, Folks! … [Read more...]

Digestible Real Estate'ish News As you know I do RealEstateSnacks every month - mainly because I just need to make this whole thing professionally topical. But since there is honestly nothing newsworthy to report seeing the market is frozen, here's five absolutely random yet New York related stories so you can deviate your next Facetime from … [Read more...]

So how long are we talking for this whole transaction, start to close? I literally love nothing more than meeting with a buyer, green to sales in New York, who thinks all transactions are carried out like Old Western drug trades. They pick the property, then an hour later show up to some bootleg attorney's office where across a dusty old … [Read more...]