Tina Fey hasn't answered any of my 12+ letters yet. It's fine. ^my friends too - brb, gonna go drown myself in green juice Taylor Swift's.... 155 Franklin Street - two neighboring penthouse condominiums in TriBeCa Price: PH6S - $14,850,000            PH6N - $5,100,000 Square Footage:  5,869 ft²/ $2,530 per ft²   … [Read more...]

What are you doing with my social security number... ^ Me, when accused of being motivated to steal one's identity with their rental paperwork   Please find me a millennial who would not, even for a second, question entering his or her credit card number in exchange for the promise of quickly delivered artisan foods. I associate myself … [Read more...]

Julia, George and @mitchpleaseeee In this new trial-section, I force myself into homes of friends I worked with and I ask them pointless questions (hence "trial", we're seeing how messy this gets). For the inaugural test case, we're traveling to 85th and Central Park West to America's favorite couple since Titanic's Jack and Rose. Julia and George … [Read more...]

Where was "Lip Kit" on the list of college majors? 324 West 15th Street - 6 bedroom Townhouse in Chelsea Price: $9,000,000 Square Footage: 5,348 ft²/ $1,682 per ft² What you're getting: The multifamily is comprised of 3 one bedrooms, 1 studio and a truly unique triplex Penthouse featuring a double volume living room with skylight, a glass … [Read more...]

126 East 12th Street, Apt 1D Price: $899,000 Two bedroom Co-op in the East Village Maintenance: $1,613 What's the deal: This beautiful East Village home boasts a flexible floor plan, high ceilings, a large chefs kitchen, and very relaxed co-op purchasing rules 92 Prospect Park West, Apt #4A Price: $869,000 Two bedroom Co-op in Park … [Read more...]