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Conundrum: You Want A Fun Instagram Story But Don’t Want to Plan Anything

September 23, 2019 By LizLawton

Here are five easy afternoon activities you, YES YOU, can pull off

^ me, anytime anyone tells me to make myself comfortable & relax

Growing up in a home that included two self-employed independent contractors as parents and two balls of energy for children, seldom would you find downtime in the Lawton household. A child of the woods, I probably spent 50% of my childhood miraculously avoiding Lyme Disease while looking for salamanders and the other 50% simultaneously rollerblading and eating Fun Dip.

While everyone needs and deserves time spent horizontally on cushioned surfaces while in some degree of consciousness, for the absurd amount of money we pay in taxes you must take advantage of the city and what it has to offer. I understand that for some, commitment to plans ahead of time is scary. To make that easy, here’s a launching pad with things I’ve coerced my friends into doing recently that should give you a few weekends of revelry. The below require minimal planning, a group to share the experience with, and maybe a wee bit of alcohol…

We covered this in a past as it is, in my opinion, the best escape room in New York: Beat The Bomb. Located at 247 Water Street in Brooklyn, it’s best described as “Mission Impossible meets Double Dare”. Through four stressful escape rooms, your team (while wearing hazmat suits) must defeat security systems and defuse a paint bomb before it literally explodes on you.
Oh my GOD, Medieval times. 

Medieval Times is most simply described as jousting, horsemanship & falconry plus a 4-course, utensil-free meal all housed in a castle. You also can order shots, thanks to your serving wench. If you’re drunk, you’re remarkably more likely to purchase a sword, shield, or other questionably-medieval princess swag. The performance itself is a full blown show, all the knights have long hair, there are at least 40 birthday parties, THERE IS A FALCON…it’s just the true epitome of Majestic.
I clearly have a thing for difficult-to-domesticate animals but there is just *something* about quirky farms that makes you feel…like you’re 5 years old again. If you don’t appreciate alpacas, then I don’t know how you found yourself in this newsletter. Faraway Alpaca Farms is a fairly easy train + Uber from New York and you can schedule ahead for farm tours and times with the alpacas. You can easily pair this outing with Oktoberfest at Bear Mountain, a much less boozy hike at Bear Mountain, or apple picking at Wilkins Fruit and Fir Farm.  Cell services can be spotty so save the number for local cab service…
Yes, there are a lot of sunset pictures of the cityscape flooding instagram, however Clipper City sunset tours offer some of the most beautiful vistas of New York…plus A FULL BAR ONBOARD. The trip lasts about three hours – don’t expect a guided tour of the city but instead a relaxed, easy going crew, free rein on the ship, and some up close and personal time with Lady Liberty. While we’re getting into the season of cooler evenings, grab a blanket, a bourbon cocktail, and enjoy the city from a different vantage point.
*~*~* Being a Leo *~*~* I have zero chill with my birthday and use this one day of unabashed control to terrorize my friends into some outlandish venture.  This year it was: have everyone dress in jungle gear of their choice, get a party bus, take said-party bus 1 hour away to the only Rainforest Cafe in the tristate area, then let the fun begin. The gift shop itself is just a liability to anyone with a credit card and the strip mall people watching is the little something extra you never know you needed.
So we covered this years ago, and I’m possibly still hungover from the evening, but Famous Sammy’s Roumanian Steakhouse is hands down the most ridiculous thing you can do in New York. It’s like going to a Bar Mitzvah but your table is given endless bottles of vodka in ice blocks. It’s still one of my favorite New York memories, albeit hazy.

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